Inside Sarah

Isn’t 27 the age where all the interesting famous people commit suicide?

Well, It’s a good thing that I am not famous since we all know how interesting I am (wink wink) because I turned 27 last week.

So women especially freak out about getting older, and by no means is 27 old especially in this day and time, but I expected that maybe I would feel a little closer to 30, a little old… however, none of this even crossed my mind when the day came and went.

26, now that was rough. The downside to 30, closer to it than you are to 20… but 27, cake. Maybe with older wiser is starting to make an appearance???

So as birthdays go, I haven’t really had one in 7 years. I mean the actual day hasn’t really been about me because I share it with my son which is fine with me but I see now why my Mom never seemed to care about her birthday. She always had to share it with me. Yes, it’s true, the most interesting trivia about me isn’t even really about me. 3 generations of the same birthday. Pretty cool right? (March 8th… take note.)

This year I planned a dinner with a group of friends but as the day went on a few people cancelled and I just decided to nix it all together. I was planning to stay in and catch up on some school work, maybe make it a blockbuster night when my gay boyfriend called.

Apparently it has become very hip if you are a straight girl to go ahead and get your self a gay homosexual boyfriend to pal around with. Well, I am not hip but I do have my very own gay boyfriend. We met a couple of years ago while working together in a bank. You see the bank was a very dignified and professional enviroment, much more than the online adult industry…(see example of extremely professional environment in pic below of Jayson & I when we worked at the bank together)

We really hit it off, so much so that his boyfriend at the time was convinced I had the magical powers to straighten him out. (He still doesn’t seem to like me very much.)

But alas I have no gay straightening powers and Jayson is just my best friend, and best friends don’t let their breeder girlfriends sit home on their birthday. So off I went to celebrate with one of my favorite people.

Jayson is especially special (yes, I said especially special) in this case because he had surgery a few weeks ago and still not permitted to drink alcohol, so he volunteered to be the designated driver for myself and a few friends.

If you are waiting for things to get exciting or for me to turn lesbian girls gone wild, you will be waiting awhile but we did have a good time. The night sort of went as follows… We went out, had a nice dinner at Fez in downtown Phoenix. (I recommend it, it is fantastic) I had the sweet potato fries (they are so good, try them if you have not) and 3 french martini’s. The waiter was a rude little shit and even said at one point when asked where the fries were “I only have two hands honey”… but the food was worth it and he bought me one of my drinks so I forgive him.

Then we went to a nightclub called “Burn” that Jayson used to bartend at. I got eye fucked by about 4 to 5 very butch lesbians, (they love me but I like my chicks more fem), drank several vodka redbulls, danced a bit and caught up with my friends.

We took silly pictures of course. There was a particularly cranky looking Drag Queen that we kept sitting beside so we could take pictures and have her in them. I joked that it could be my brother which reminds me, I need to email those to my Mom. Anyhow, we must have been drunk and not thinking because I’m sure if we had asked to take a picture with her she would have obliged. Oh well.

So we headed back to Jaysons place, had some cake, and passed out. I fell asleep next to my friend Lauren but woke up next to Jay who had propped a pillow up between us, perhaps as a line not to be crossed or maybe it helped to block out some of my snoring but he claimed he didn’t remember doing it. (yeah, sure)

Happy St Patty’s Day to everyone!

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